[To Whom it May Concern:
This Official tract serves as advance notice that important missives sent from me in the future will only be written on the wrappers I unconsciously tear from from bottles & food stuffs.
Sincerely,
A. Garcia]
[p.s. Extra letter writing points will be given to scraps with "character-building" shapes, ruffles, & tears. This one, for example, looks like a backwards California! Excellent! +10 points]